reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice
she is so FAKE
(via flowury)
I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
He stops and looks both ways?!?
You wanna know what makes this better?
Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.
(via ugly)
“sext: sometimes i pray that your smile will remain immortal. sext: you look your prettiest when you aren’t thinking about being pretty. sext: the first time you wrote me poetry, it knocked my knees to the ground and nothing mattered but how good it felt to love you. sext: tell me about your day, i wanna hear your voice for a little while. sext: i told my mom about you yesterday, she already loves you so much. sext: i know you won’t be awake right now, but i just drove 4 hours to seattle and i wish you were here to bring the streets to life. sext: hey, i really fucking love you. sext: what songs do you write to? i need to feel something. sext: do you know what it really means to be alive? i don’t and i’ve been thinking about it for hours now. i hope we don’t really exist because i don’t want anything to matter. text me when you can- i’m having an existential crisis. sext: you smelled so sweet today and your hands were so much softer. have you been using a new body wash perhaps? sext: you’ve grown so much since the very first day we met. i’m completely enamored by you. sext: i’m on my way over- don’t say no. i’ll bring you homemade soup and i’ll bring plump tangerines too. sext: i miss you, please come home soon. sext: my dog misses you lots. sext: you feel like a forever. sext: i really fucking love you, okay?”— foreplay. |(morsus engel)| (via morsusengel)
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